Dudley Dialogue- Rated: R

Kody + Mommy
7:50 pm

Kody: Remember the restaurant with the red lobster on it? I told you I wanted to go there but you didn't listen.

Me: Oh honey I didn't hear you. They serve fish there.

Kody: Fish?

Me: Yep. Fish , trout, lobster, shrimp...

Kody: I've never ate there. I never ate animals. No, never animals.

Me: Well, it's natural to eat animals. And they're some people who are vegetarians and don't eat meat. But you've eaten many animals.

Kody: WHAT? Not real animals!

Me: Yep, real animals. Pigs, cows, chickens...

Kody: What the F*** are you talking about?

.................... still laughing my A** off. ...................

Note: No children were harmed in this dialog session. It was innocent. I was caught off guard, flabbergasted in fact. I should have been more tactful in my methods. Letting a 5 year old know he eats all of Old McDonalds farm probably wasn't the best choice.

So...now I have to talk to my son about naughty words. And I assure you I have absolutely no idea where he got that word from ^-----------^

..................... L   O   L ..........................

-out